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FY FAN. Fick just ett mejl av min mammas pojkvän Fredrik och jag skrattade mer än vad jag gjort på typ tre år. Jag grina fan. LÄS DETTA!!!!

>>A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
>>
>> girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she
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>> lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and
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>> decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality
>>
>> gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too
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>> personal.
>>
>>
>>
>> Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they
>> selected a
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>> dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a
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>> pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
>>
>>
>>
>> Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two
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>> items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Good old
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>> Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following
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>> letter:
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>>
>>
>> Dear Sasha,
>>
>>
>>
>> I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when
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>> we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would
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>> have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
>>
>> (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate
>> shade, but the
>>
>> lady i bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for
>>
>> the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all..
>>
>> I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in
>> them even
>>
>> though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they
>>
>> rub against her ring which helps keep it clean.In fact she
>> hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them..
>>
>> I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
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>> many other hands will touch them before i have a chance to
>> see you again.
>> When you take them off remember to blow into them a little
>> bit because
>>
>> they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
>>
>> Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming
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>> year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
>>
>>
>>
>> All my love
>>
>> Ron..
>>
>>
>>
>> P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them
>> folded down
>>
>> with a little bit of fur showing.

HAHA!! Så jävla klockrent. Jag lovar det rann tårar ner för mina kinder och jag kunde inte andas!!


Sitter för övrigt i malmö och ska sova nu. Till alla fiskstrypare där ute så måste jag säga att jag primärt är intresserad av vem sillstryparn da second är och mörtstryparn: aspiranten!


Senrae när jag återgår till mitt normala, mindre händelserika liv lovar jag att börja blogga igen om alla besatta fiskstrypare. Måste ju ge en rapport av Estland oxå;-)

Pöss å SLEMM!!


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